Cafeteria Girls

Like all of our staff, the Cafeteria Girls are here to fulfill your every need.

The Cafeteria Girls, however, can provide a higher level of service. They coordinate all of our general staff, to avoid any complications. If your secretary needs a maintenance whipping and you don’t have the time, they will be happy to lend a hand. If you need your room cleaned, they will arrange for maid service. If you need a dungeon full of three weeping, red-bottomed brunettes, they are more than happy to oblige.

If they fail in this, or any regard, please be assured that you may, of course, provide direct correction.

All Cafeteria Staff use floral names and the honorific ‘Miss,’ so as to distinguish them from general staff.